Joke of the Day

A guy is shopping for groceries in a supermarket when a woman approaches him and says "You look familiar...don't I know you? Your the father of one of my kids." Now confused...the man thinks back to the only time in his life he cheated on his wife and said "Oh, are you the stripper I banged on the pool table at my buddies bachelor party while everyone was cheering my on and I was smacking your ass?" "Noooo", she replied "I'm your son's Sunday School teacher.