Tuesday, January 08, 2008

I'll play too.....

1. Voted Most Likely to:
Move out of state and get 3 wives.


2. Regrets:
Moving 23 hours away from friends and family.


3. It’s a Monday, you are tired and don’t feel like working, so you:
Luckily I don't work until 3pm so I don't have to get up early. I drag myself to work and hideout in the office on the computer all night. If I don't I'll kill someone.


4. You would prefer to have dinner with:
Diana, alone at the Cotton Bottom at the bottom of Big Cottonwood Canyon for some famous garlic burgers and a pitcher of ice cold Budweiser.


5. If you were going bald, you would:
Shave my head.....no big deal. Been there....done that.

6. You lay awake at night, pondering:
How many licks DOES it take to get the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?


7. If you were forced to share a cubicle, the most important thing you look for is:
Huge Boobs.....


8. What is most likely to be found in the trunk of your car:
Air compressor that plugs into your cigarette lighter....half eaten box of crackers.....blankets.......gloves.......assorted garbage....


9. Favorite Spinal tap movie moment:
Sad to say this but never saw it.


10. Based on your work history, the job you SHOULD HAVE right now is:
Car wash attendant.

11. Your imaginary band name is:
Jimmy Doright and the hung low hooligans

I tag:
Anyone who gives a shit.
You, if you feel inclined.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Car wash attendant was easily the best job I ever had. Wait, zamboni driver was pretty awesome too, but working at the car wash was a blast!

Utah Dagger said...

Sometimes I miss those days...no worries...no stress.

Anonymous said...

I hear ya. Work with some good looking girls, take home cash in your pocket every day. Drink and rip sign posts out of the ground.... :o)

Utah Dagger said...

Throw a few bottles through mini van windows...get drunk and pass out behind a bar while my friends get their window shot out by a bb gun....good times.....good times

Anonymous said...

good times, INDEED!

Utah Dagger said...

I was just thinkin about Steamer Stan "The Dancin Man", Theresa and Janice the other day.