Sunday, October 01, 2006
Mormon Alert 2006
Starting this section because of BPDP. He asked on the phone if I've ever had any run ins or stories about Mormons. I've had a few and I thought of him today when we were drinking with the neighbors. I had to break the seal and we were drinking in the neighbors backyard. So I figured I would take my pyramid of beer cans to the recycling bin on the way to use the can. As I was rounding the corner of the house, arms full of cans, there was a mormon family (all 12 of them) in there Sunday best walking by and glaring and me as if I was a circus freak. I got a shameful shake of the head and my invitation to join the Mormon church will probably get lost in the mail. I am saddened that I have ruined my chances. Boo Sob Hoo Sob.
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Nice! This is bound to be my favorite section! Just don't get yourself in trouble with it, or pretty soon you won't be getting all of your mail, they'll turn off your water and, of course your internet access will keep going down!
BPDP
Remember, the Mormon's control the internet in utah, so they can monitor EVERYTHING you type!
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