Wanna know what pisses me off....well I'll tell ya. I'm on my way to work yesterday afternoon (my 5 min drive) and on the way the 2 lane road narrows to 1 lane. Well...as we were driving on the 2 lane part (speed limit 50 mph) and I was in the left lane doing 55 mph a car came flying up my ass. Well after a minute or two of them doing this (riding my ass) I did what every level headed driver would do.....I slammed on my brakes. But did they pass.....Nooooooo. Not until 5 ft from the merge did they scream by me, swerve over and then proceed to go 35 mph in a 55 mph zone. Now what THEY didn't realize was that #1 - I was already late for work (yeah...I know 5 min. drive) and #2 - I drive a 1995 Isuzu Trooper which is a piece of shit and I won't think twice about driving it into their backseat. They TRIED and I repeat TRIED the brake think but when they realized that the Trooper was not going to stop they actually pulled over to the side of the road to get out of my way! Amatuers. What a wus. Some 16 year old punk who had no idea who he was road raging with. Maybe I taught him a lesson that day....pass or get the f@ck out of my way or I'll put ya in the ditch. Some lessons have to be learned the hard way.
Now breath....breath....breath...slow deep breathes....calm down......relax
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I realize now it sounds as though I was going to kill someone.....I wasn't....just venting. Nothing a Beam & Coke and a couple of shots wouldn't fix.
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